*texts back 3 weeks later* sorry I fell asleep
I’m in one of those ‘cuddle up with someone and watch a lame movie while I kiss their neck and casually take off their pants’ moods.
i’m tired of people saying lesbians hate men. that’s such bullshit. you don’t have to be a lesbian to hate men. everyone hates men
me: *sees a cute gay*
me: *wonders if they can tell I’m also a cute gay*